Morning
Morning.
Morning
Nihao!
I'm Oribe Yasu—
Kill Me Baby
Kill Me Baby!
UTW & Mazui Present
Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan demo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo on-site dakedo slow ride
You're always on-site, but that's why it's a slow ride
homie ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
Homie's nothin' to me! For stress, it's a long sigh
gachi sugite girigiri tomosureba
You're trying too hard, it's a close call
piroshiki motoi dewa auchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki rather! Then? Ouch, friends!
koborusuki mizoochi
Kowalski to the pit of your stomach!
forishi!
Holy shit!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo all right dakedo so tight
We're always all right, but that's why we're so tight
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
We're best friends, so don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nanda yo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
Yasuna's house
Yasuna's house.
And now, the moment of the century!
An amazing esper has appeared!
Please do not attempt to mimic this
Wow! He bent it!
Wow!
The next day
The next day.
So I decided to bring some!
I think I might have esper powers too!
You're way too easily influenced.
Maybe you also have hidden esper powers!
Not a chance.
They said so on TV!
Anyone can develop esper powers if they practice enough!
Don't you want to become an esper girl?!
You just want someone to play along with you.
Espers are super cool!
It would come in handy for your work too!
Only if I could actually do it.
Well, something like eye beams would be pretty useful I guess.
I'm talking about esper powers, you know.
I'll start off with spoon bending!
Have fun with that.
Psychic powers, awaken!
Eyesight power up!
I'm an esper!
Don't act dumb to cover it up.
Then I'll use two and...
Transform!
Spoon bending isn't the only esper power I have!
Next I'll perform magic with these playing cards.
You just said "magic"!
I'll demonstrate powers of clairvoyance!
Pick a card and I'll say what it is.
She totally ignored me.
Whatever, hurry up and pick one.
I can see it!
The card you picked is the ace of spades!
Joker.
If this was Old Maid I would have won.
Next: Esper Pyramid Power!
You're still at it?
If I can do this...
it would totally be esper powers!
Just a moment...
Just a little further and I'll be an esper...
That isn't esper powers!
Did you have to do that right before I finished?!
If that's all it takes, then I'll show you my esper powers too.
Hold this.
Well?
Eh?
That wasn't esper powers at all.
Then I'll show you spontaneous combustion next.
S-Scary face...
Are you going to use a lighter or something for that?
Not at all.
I'll do it with just one finger.
That's nothing then!
Go ahead and show me!
Ow!
Please don't burn your friends
Please don't burn your friends.
My true esper power is seeing the future!
You're just saying whatever comes to mind, aren't you?
I can see it!
In the future I'm going to be rich!
So lame!
Sonya-chan, you're going to go bankrupt.
I foretell that I'm going to get hit in the near future!
That definitely sounds like it'll come true.
Huuuh?
What are you two doing?
Agiri-san?
Esper powers?
Yes! Do you want to try bending spoons or something too?
I can't bend spoons, but I do have a ninja technique for bending forks.
Specifically forks?
A ninja technique, too!
Allow me to show you then.
Fork...
Bend!
E-Esper?!
No, this is just a ninja technique.
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Another day.
I got a lucky charm with the fortune-telling magazine I bought!
You got tired of espers and moved to fortune-telling?
You sure like that stuff...
So what did you get?
This!
Isn't that a voodoo doll?
Yes! A real cursed voodoo doll!
How is that a lucky charm?
The magazine says you'll become happy if all your problems disappear.
That's morbid!
I'm sure that's a joke, but this is the real thing.
I put a strand of my hair in it.
It'll work, really!
Move it around and see!
I bent it forward.
Well, there's bound to be minor errors.
Errors?
I guess that means one strand of hair only works for 3 minutes.
I put some of your hair into this other voodoo doll that I brought!
When?!
Go!
Fine. I'll try something simpler to start.
I'm not going to do it.
Other way.
Other way
You don't need something as unscientific as a curse to get rid of someone.
It really works!
Don't you believe?
No.
Then you're fine with your own doll getting beat up?
Forget the curse, you're pissing me off.
So mean!
What if the curse really worked?!
It won't.
Huh?
This is your one.
Oh? Weren't you a total unbeliever?
Well, mostly...
This means calamity will befall your hips.
If something really does happen, I'll believe you.
Calamity kick!
Looks like someone cursed your foot.
I wasn't actually going to kick you!
It wasn't a curse!
So let's give that a break and do fortune-telling.
Fortune-telling?
Sounds good to me.
I heard they used to use broken bones to tell one's fortune.
Sonya-chan, you're making a scary face again.
They didn't use the bones of the living, but instead burned animal bones.
That aside, how about you draw one of these to see your fortune.
Go on, take one.
Loss
Your fortune says that you aren't too lucky at drawing.
What the heck?
I'm getting a bad feeling from your legs.
You may lose your shoes later on.
Seriously?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Did you really think I'd fall for that?
Let's do palm reading.
I read a book about it.
Let me see.
Have you been having stomach problems lately?
You have, right?
Ow!
You read a book on pressure points, not palm reading, didn't you?!
No! This is palm reading!
Sheesh. Trying to use these tricks on me...
Oh, it's Yasuna's voodoo doll.
Clean up after yourself. Seriously.
It... It actually worked?
When I realize I have spent my days in front of the inkstone...
with nothing better to do but write down what random nonsense enters my mind...
Ancient
It sure is raining hard.
Yeah.
If it keeps raining, it'll be bad.
How so?
Bread will get moldy,
rice cakes will get moldy...
Nothing else, really.
Your mind sure is simple.
Kill Me Baby
Since it's raining, let's think of things to do!
Since it's raining, we should study.
You just don't get it, Sonya-chan!
Only an idiot studies all the time!
What do you want to do, then?
Ta-da!
Puzzle rings!
This'll stimulate your brain!
We can have fun while using our minds!
Mind power!
I don't think that actually works.
Don't say that!
Don't think you can separate these?
If you want to prove me wrong, then sep—
You're going to separate it...
You're going to separate it!
Please use your mind to separate them.
Sheesh.
This is actually pretty hard.
What was that?!
Can you do it?!
Stop!
Use your mind!
Screw it!
This isn't worth my time!
Oh, you separated it.
What?
Told you I was smart.
That wasn't using your mind at all!
Puzzle rings
If it bothers you, try using your own head to do it.
Damn it.
While you're saying that...!
What are you doing?
Yay! I used my head and separated it!
Hey.
The rain's going to continue all afternoon.
How do you know?
If you can't read the weather, then you can't do a pro's work.
A "pro"? You're more like a weather lady.
I know!
Let's make some Teru Teru Bouzu to stop the rain!
Acting like a child again...
Yay! Perfect!
All right, I'll make one too.
A life-sized Teru Teru Bouzu.
I'm sorry!
I just thought of something we can do while it rains!
It's probably something stupid.
It's called the Imaginary Sun!
You just need to pretend real hard that a real sun is shining down hard around here.
Ahh, I can feel the rain just going away.
There's no rain, no humidity.
Yes. This is just a dry desert.
A... desert...
Sonya-chan... water!
There's a bunch outside.
Since we have to deal with the rain now,
we might as well approach it in a proactive way.
How so?
Look! Look! This is so fun!
Sonya-chan, c'mon!
No thanks.
It's so much fun!
So much fun!
Damn! This is seriously so much fun!
Dang.
Another morning
Another morning.
Another morning
So it's here.
The school that Oribe and Sonya go to.
Just you wait.
Soon, you'll taste the terror of having your spotlight stolen.
Hey. You're late.
No, I...
Teacher's are always saying how bad it is to be late, aren't they?
What year are you? What class?
What's your name?
I, uh, don't have a name...
I'm sorry.
There've been a lot of crows recently.
Maybe they're reacting to your thirst for blood, Sonya-chan.
No way.
They do follow me around sometimes, though.
I knew it!
Here's a present to protect you from birds, Sonya-chan!
If you wear this, then the birds won't follow you around anymore.
I'll help you put it on.
You were just thinking that this would keep people away too, right?
You're scaring me, Sonya-chan!
Tsunan's
Where are you, Yasuna, Sonya?
I'm going to give the violent Sonya-chan my best friend ever, Pyonsuke,
so that maybe she'll try to be kinder.
Even though she's evil and has the face of a demon,
she may be healed in a flash after holding onto Pyonsuke.
I heard that, you know.
I have no interest in stuffed animals.
Again with that?
Don't say that!
You hold him tight like that,
and have a nice conversation with him.
Hey! I'm Pyonsuke!
What's your name?
I hate his voice.
You're so mean!
My poor Pyonsuke!
You gave him such a weird voice.
I'll avenge you, Pyonkichi!
Wasn't his name Pyonsuke?
Whatever.
If you want to fight, I'll take you on any day.
Time out for a second.
I'll decide the event.
Event?
I've finally found you!
Yasuna, Sonya!
Today is your last...
With that said, our event will be sumo.
Not that I mind... but why?
I've never actually done it, but you can't punch or kick in sumo, so it can't hurt all that much.
At any rate, I'll win! I'm Japanese, after all!
No basis
No basis.
All right! Let us begin!
That's so lame...!
Get set... Go!
You can't use submissions in sumo...
You can't?
Do you even know what sumo is?
You know, that thing a lot of fat people do.
That's all she knows about it.
That's all she knows about it
I've seen it a bit before.
All right! Let's give this another try!
By the way, you're not allowed to poke my eyes.
Oh. Is that right?
I'll show you the true path of sumo!
Get set... Go!
You never said I couldn't slap you.
I've found you this time.
Yasuna! Sonya!
I'll turn you into dirt around the sumo arena!
Damn it.
Yasuna, Sonya...
It's unfair to run away like that.
And so, on TV, I saw...
Who was that?
Dunno.
Oh yeah!
Here, it's your turn to wear it, Sonya-chan.
Do you think I'll wear it even if you say that?
Yeah. You look good in it!
That was scary!
Oribe Yasuna, Sonya...
You two really are strong opponents.
I won't give up though!
Just you watch, God!
I'll show you that I won't stay an unused character forever!
Oh, God!
That's impossible
That's impossible.
That's impossible
Hey! Look, look! Sonya-chan!
Oh, Hydrangeaceae.
They're beautiful.
Sorry to bother ya.
I'm just a caterpillar.
What's wrong?
St-Stay back!
I don't really understand, but have you finally come to see how scary I can be?!
No!
It's a ca... A ca...
A caterpillar!
Wait there, Sonya-kun!
Stay back! Just stay back!
I'll kill you if you come any closer!
Of esper's curse, rainy days, and sumo.
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
Next time
All or nothing, a huge gamble.
Persuaded into an orchestra of crickets.
Bewitching contest by a rod and a cup,
messy battle and surrounded by assassins.
Love, affection, to love, ice.
This world is truly a pandemonium.
Your guts will be spread about,
by the storm of monsters and their cherry blossoms.
Next time, on Kill Me Baby.
Kill number four.
Of Ice, Watermelon, and Assassins
Of ice, watermelon, and assassins.
Now, what will you do, Oribe Yasuna?